…to all of those people with the EXTREME body mods.  I’m not talking about little 1/2 inch gauges or a full color sleeve.  I’m talking about facial industrials, facial tattoos, HUGE fucking gauges…all that irreversible body mods.  You gotta be either in a band making bank, stupid filthy rich, or just totally complacent with life.  Cuz i tell you man…it’s SO hard to find good work.  Now I love body art.  But being realistic i know that by looking pure awesome pretty much sacrifices any potential you have of having a really high paying job (lawyer, doctor, i.e.).  I mean I think if you went in to see a psychiatrist and he/she looked like this:

or this:

…I’m pretty sure you would leave in an even worse state of mind than when you came in.

If I saw these guys in the streets I would seriously stand in awe.  They look pretty epic.  I wouldn’t want any of them babysitting my kids….ever…but they look pretty awesome.  But most people don’t think like me and they’d automatically judge them and probably avoid them.  That’s the sad truth.  

So kudos to you…you brave, brave people.  If I ever become extremely wealthy, I’ll be sure to do something epic like these guys.